Yes, they certainly are needed

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Advertisement in the Boston Globe, October 30, 2006. Page C5. All spelling, line breaks, and capitalization as original.

SUB TEACHERS
NEEDED
Associates Degree only Qualifacation
Experience a plus, but
NOT NESSESSARY.
Immediate openings.

I wish I were kidding.

Comments

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The ad wasn't for a district; it was for what looked like some recruiting company with a toll-free number. (Unfortunately, I didn't save a copy of the ad.)