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Advertisement in the Boston Globe, October 30, 2006. Page C5. All spelling, line breaks, and capitalization as original.
SUB TEACHERS
NEEDED
Associates Degree only Qualifacation
Experience a plus, but
NOT NESSESSARY.
Immediate openings.
I wish I were kidding.

Date: 2006-10-30 23:35 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adrian-turtle.livejournal.com
When I was 17, and the snark was running high, I phoned the office of the Detroit Free Press.

"Hi, I'm calling about the job opening you have, for a copyeditor?"
"You must be mistaken. We don't need a copyeditor."
"Oh yes you do!"

Not surprisingly, he hung up on me.

Date: 2006-10-31 00:52 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cindywrites.livejournal.com
I'm going to be laughing about that, all night. Ha!

Date: 2006-11-05 13:37 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] happyfunpaul.livejournal.com
Yeah, they sure did! I almost got used to the Freep inserting an apostrophe into the possessive "its" or using the wrong there/ their/ they're-- it happened so often-- but they really threw me when, circa 1994, an article used "weather" to mean "whether". Oi.

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