Yes, they certainly are needed

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Advertisement in the Boston Globe, October 30, 2006. Page C5. All spelling, line breaks, and capitalization as original.

SUB TEACHERS
NEEDED
Associates Degree only Qualifacation
Experience a plus, but
NOT NESSESSARY.
Immediate openings.

I wish I were kidding.

Comments

[ianrandalstrock.livejournal.com]

Wow! That takes me back to my days as a classified advertising manager. The first step, of course, would be to check with the advertiser about the joyful spelling. Hang on a sec... checking calendar... nope, it's not 1 April.

Ah, the youth of tomorrow are well taken care of.