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From one of today's advance fee scam letters, this one from a dying widower in Kuwait who wants to donate his "huge cash deposit of Ten Million Seven Hundred Thousand American dollars (U.S.$10,700,000)" to charity, but is willing to give me 20% for my time and an additional 5% for miscellaneous expenses:

"I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment [...]"

What, it went down to St. Elizabeth's Hospital and knocked over the statue of Mary?

Date: 2005-08-02 14:41 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niqui.livejournal.com
haha! brilliant!

Date: 2005-08-02 15:05 (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dsgood.livejournal.com
Was he among those who died interstate?

My favorite so far (which, alas, I didn't recieve directly) is the letter from Pope John Paul II's widow.

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