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We interrupt this Boskone report to bring you breaking news. Rumors of an impending shark attack on Minneapolis/St. Paul have been confirmed. I repeat, the shark attack has been confirmed. Sightings of airline tickets and hotel reservations have been reported by reliable sources in the Boston area, and it is believed that some kind of "convention membership registration" is about to be mailed.

Further bulletins as events warrant.