If someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes!

Okay, people worship some odd deities at times, but Prince Philip?

'We want him to spend the last years of his life here, because we believe that when he returns as our god, his powers will make our wrinkles disappear and we will have many wives to attend to our every need. He won't have to hunt for pigs or anything. He can just sit in the sun and have a nice time.'